Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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