drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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