I don't think brook has ever known best
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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