yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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