There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
