But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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