His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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