You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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