lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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