she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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