Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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