so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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