Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I touched a dick in church today
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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