try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
