i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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