what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Blow job season was short but glorious.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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