I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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