My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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