I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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