is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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