Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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