In the future we'll all be gay
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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