I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
