We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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