she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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