I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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