This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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