New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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