Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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