Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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