hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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