bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i believe in u and ur pee
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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