If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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