i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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