She's JV to your varsity
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You were trust falling into bushes
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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