How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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