maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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