almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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