I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket