I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick