Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The Olympian is in my bed
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