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• (352): View more from Florida

  She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions

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• (561): View more from Florida

  My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.

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