I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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