Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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