A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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