ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I still have a little drunk in my system
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Omg I joined a choir last night...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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