So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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