i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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