The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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