So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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