I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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