halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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