i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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