i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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