i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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