what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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