Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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