Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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