You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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