am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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