So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize
