I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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