He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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