I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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