similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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