He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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